Find Out You Are In Love Or Lust

You must have asked yourself this question several times in your dating career.

Of course, love and lust are intertwined so inextricably that it’s often impossible to differentiate between the two. Somehow, you got to know this as it will help you decide whether you would actually ever contemplate getting married to her.

So read through and you will instantly find out which category you're in:

It’s Lust if

You make a face when she calls.

• You are never interested in just talking to her or being with her. You would happily avoid her for

days, and only make an attempt to meet her when you start feeling horny again.

• You keep fantasising about other women.

• Even when you are with her you can’t keep your mind (and your eyes) off the other hotties

around you.

• The moment you have had sex with her you start feeling the irrepressible urge to leave. No

kissing, no cuddling and sleeping over; just "I gotta go."

• She does not seem as attractive as she use to.

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Its Love if

• You have amazing conversations

• You just love interacting with her. The conversations that two of you have leave you stimulated

and happy and the hours pass like minutes. You love listening to her talk and the chemistry

between the two of you is amazing.

• You always find her beautiful

• You feel amazing chemistry with her................

Samsung BD-C6900 3D Blu-Ray Player

Samsung BD-C6900 3D Blu-Ray Player

The idea of 3D photography came to reality in the nineteenth century. From then on, several evolutionary sequences had paved the way for the first motion picture and subsequently the first 3D picture. With special glasses and hot pop corns, watching such films in theatre was an awesome experience. Samsung this year made 3D movie watching a home experience through their first 3D TV. There is none like Samsung who have specialised in giving a complete home experience. Holding this trend Samsung has come up with yet another beauty. Any guesses?? Well, imagine a 3D TV with a digital cable coupled with a beautiful Blu-ray disc player? Does it sound perfect? Known for its clarity and large capacity the blue ray disc is one thing that drives film fanatics crazy. There have been blu-ray players in the market. What difference does this new players contain? Does this product stand by the expectations of the makers and millions? Read on further to know.

Design:

Funky design:

It is said that good things always comes in small packages. Samsung must have thought to give a shot on this, thereby making the BD-C6900 3D player refreshingly smaller. You can watch your favourite blu ray movie spinning through a window. With a pulsing blue light that pretty much spooks you out this design is really impressive. The fascia, as usual holds the concealed drive tray, simple LED display, and along with a USB socket. Mind a few touch sensitive buttons mounted on top which really simply makes the design rich. The only possible disadvantage one could have with the buttons is when you want to stack something on the top of the player.

Ports and Connectivity:

The rear of the BD-C6900 3D Blu-Ray Disc Player holds a variety of sockets. When it comes to Samsung, you could expect a few hidden surprises. Here, we have an Ethernet jack for taking the advantage of Samsung’s networking and Internet TV options, built in Wi-Fi and what not? Component and composite video output, 7.1 analogue audio out for connecting the machine to an AV receiver. The RCA style jacks for lossless audio. HDMI socket which is actually an HDMI 1.4 connector, that lets your TV switch on automatically to the 3D mode when you play a 3D movie.

Redesigned Remote:

Compared to the glossy remote designed last year Samsung has designed a rather wider flatter one. It comes with a simple, straight forward finish with buttons like directional pad and play back controls which are easy to manage with your thumb. This can also double to control a TV.

User Interface:

The user interface of Samsung BD-C6900 3D Blu Ray Player is quite nice, with large icons for different media types and with a visually appealing background. There is a wide variety of services available and as a user you can easily jump into which ever service you would like. But custom change is one thing that is not possible here. This could disappoint you if you wish to change the order of, or a particular service if you wanted to. The online offerings by Samsung App platform lets you browse and download new applications like video, game, sport or lifestyle. Navigate through the digital media files easily through this menu. The response times to menus has sufficiently improved compared to the previous generation Blu ray players. When it comes to the choice of menu selections this Samsung player is much faster and more responsive.

Features:

Ready to use 3D:

We all must be familiar with the ready to eat noodles or the ready to serve side dishes; now, we have a ready to use 3D which begins right from the word go. From the moment you unpack it you have a 3D logo to remind you of this fact. The movie is played in no time once you insert your 3D discs in this. But, make sure that you have the right number of glasses because this player does not come with 3Dglasses. Glasses costs range from GBP 60 to GBP 100 so, rather expensive. They are very fragile and so, if there are young kids, its better to insure your glasses. Apart the expense and other concerns the glasses are comfortable and give you a very good movie experience.

Download movies:

Greek idea of accessing the internet portal using Samsung’s BD-C6900 Blu ray player came from which brain is an unknown fact but, what we know is that it sounds relatively cool and worth. With this portal, you can access, You Tube, BBC or plenty of such sites down load movies and updates. The few setbacks are that, the claims here mostly, are just theory and the movies you are likely to download need not necessarily be of high definition.

Advanced Playback:

With portable hard discs and USBs flying around, there is no need to wonder why the makers have included the pins to support them. The BD-C6900 can support a wide variety of video formats. Play your favourite media file even using your memory sticks, seriously we have an advanced playback option here.

Performance:

From the performance point of view, the Samsung BD-C6900 3D Player gives you a good overall performance. It is true that performance and Samsung are related as hand and glove. Both jell so well that no product delivered by the makers would under perform. Speed is the first aspect that pops up. Truly, this is one of the fastest players so far. It loads movies in matter of seconds. Boot up time is yet another remarkable achievement. Even without a quick start mode this player could load movies in about 15 seconds. The overall image quality is good. With 1080p single pixel test patterns, the player produces sharp renderings through its HDMI port. The internal processor does a good job of up converting HD video. Its zoom gives you a stunning 3D experience though it produces occasional jaggies while loading or playing movies.

Picture quality:

The sole motto of Blu-ray players is to enhance the picture quality. The Samsung BD-C6900 is no different, giving you an awe-inspiring picture quality detailing movies like epic and animating them with beautiful colours that one could expect. The picture quality is so sharp that once you switch the mode to full screen the image you see could simply melt your face off, because you get a 2.35:1 zoom of the image. Equally important is the quality of the screen we use. With a very good screen and a player like this, look forward for a more stunning and joyful 3D experiences.

Up conversion:

The player excels in DVD up conversion and playback. The common problem spotted with many players is with layer change. The transitions this player takes to change the layers are so smooth that you wouldn’t even feel the change.

Speed:

The way Samsung BD-C6900 3D Blu-ray Disc player reads discs reminds us of the ‘Need For Speed’ game in which we buy cars, and win by finishing the laps as quickly as we can, to gain more money. Comparing with it, the drive works at BMW speeds and simply plays any movies in matters of seconds. No matter how intrinsic and complex the movies are written, the BD-C6900 plays it with ease. Additionally, it also moves through the menus and play lists very smoothly. Definitely this player is no slouch.

Sound:

Sound is one aspect that lacks a little bit of weight, punch and the fervour. So, for an action packed film the soundtrack would just be normal. The other problem with the sound comes with the inability to pass the BDC6900s 3D signal. We would need to buy a 3D enabled receiver or an analogue multi output channel. An additional HDMI port for sound would have been better.

Power Consumption:

BD-C6900 lacks a quick start mode and therefore consumes little power in stand-by mode. With a low consumption design this beauty is sure to save you a few bucks.

Warranty:

The Samsung BD-C6900 3D Blu-ray player comes with a standard parts and labour warranty of 12 months.

Verdict:

Samsung has hit the market rightly this time with the right product. BD-C6900 is seriously a tough customer for other competitors to compete. It has an excellent 3D capability and internet functionality. Though it seems to be more expensive, it has features which make it worthwhile for purchase. It gives you an above par performance if you do not have a 3D TV and completes your 3D home experience if you have. With features of menu selections which combine graphics and text loaded separately and then merge into the viewable image; it gears up the disc menu and text selections to slide horizontally to and from the left in a slow and jerky fashion.

The pros in favour are the 3D Blu ray compatibility, Blu ray image quality; You tube access, Samsung Application platform, built in Wi-fi, 1 GB onboard storage and last but not the least7.1 analog outputs. Now, coming to the cons the first point is the premium high price which affects any decisions to buy it. The sound is relatively weak and not up to the mark. With only a few minor flaws to its name overall this has excellent Blu ray performance and with an overall 3D functionality, it is a definite yes if you want a complete 3D home experience.

Check other Samsung Blu Ray Players Reviews in this website.

Samsung BD-C6900 3D Blu-Ray Player - Technical Specification Table

Manufacturer	Samsung
Model Name	Samsung BD-C6900
Model Number	BD-C6900
Product Type	Blu-Ray 3D player
Form Factor	Table top
Dimensions H x W x D	43.3 cm x 20.5 cm x 4.3 cm
Weight	1.8 kg
Colour	Black
BD Profile	2
Media Type	3D Blu Ray
Video Decoding Format	MPEG2, H.264, VC-1, AVCHD, DivX HD, MKV, MP4, WMV9 and HD JPEG
Video Output Resolution	1920 x 1080 P, 1920 x 1080 I, 1280 x 720 P, 720 x 480 P (720x 576 P), 720x 480 I (720x 576 I)
Video Scaling	DVD Upconversion
Audio Decoding Format	Dolby Digital, Dolby Digital Plus, Dolby True HD, DTS, DTS HD High Resolution Audio, DTS-HD Master Audio, LPCM, MP3 and WMA
Playback Media	3D Blu-ray, Blu-ray Video, BD-R/RE, DVD-Video, DVD/ DVD±R/ DVD±RW, Audio CD, CD/ CD-R/ CD-RW and USB Storage
Features	BD-JAVA, BD Local Storage, BD BONUSVIEW, Full Screen, Internet@TV, and All Share
Connectivity	1 x HDMI output ( 19 pin HDMI Type A ) 1 x 7.1 channel audio line-in ( RCA phono x 8 ) 1 x USB 2.0 ( 4 PIN USB Type A ) 1 x composite video/audio output ( RCA phono x 3 ) 1 x component video output ( RCA phono x 3 ) 1 x network ( RJ-45 ) 1 x digital audio output (optical) ( TOS Link )
Warranty	One year

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India to overtake China as World's Biggest Country by 2026

India will overtake China to become the world's most populous nation within the next 16 years, according to new government figures.

Officials say the rise in population to more than 1.6 billion by 2050 will threaten the country's rapid economic development.

The subject of population growth in the country has been almost taboo since Indira Gandhi's heavy-handed population policies, which included forced sterilisations and vasectomies, caused widespread anger in the mid 1970s.

According to the author, Dr Amarjeet Singh of the National Population Stabilisation Fund, India will need to reconsider its position to stop population growth fuelling poverty.

India's current population of 1.1 billion will swell by 371 million in 2026, the report said, taking it beyond China's current 1.35 billion.

The scale of India's population explosion is highlighted by the fact that its most populous state, Uttar Pradesh, has more than 180 million people.

The report's publication provoked a clash between India's population experts and leading commentators over whether the rise will help or hinder the country's remarkable growth story. India's economy is currently growing at more than nine per cent second only to China.

Author Dr Amarjeet Singh warned that becoming the world's most populous country will trap several hundred million Indians in poverty.

"If we continue to grow at the current pace we will double our population in fifty years making sustainable development unattainable," he said.

His report blamed economic insecurity among the country's 500 million poor, which led to high rates of teenage pregnancies. It revealed that a quarter of India's teenage girls were either pregnant or mothers by age eighteen.

Those girls who left school early were more likely to become teenage mothers, while those who remained at school showed lower fertility levels, the report claimed.

Dr Singh's report for the Ministry of Heath and Family Welfare was denounced by rival experts and commentators who said a growing nation could pay a "demographic dividend" of even higher economic growth.

"This is absolute bunkum," said AR Nanda, executive director of the Population Foundation of India and former commissioner of India's census.

"Over the next 25 years India will reap a demographic dividend of high economic growth providing we invest in human resources and health. We could see an economic surge," he added.

Pavan K Varma, one of India's most influential social commentators, said India already produces 160,000 newly qualified engineers and more than one million technicians every year, which will increase as its population and investment in education rise.

He said increasing education opportunities and the rise in access to television was already slowing the population growth rate.

"More than 500 million people in rural India are watching cable television and as more and more try to replicate the lifestyles they see portrayed so fleshily, they see how each child reduces the possibility of being part of this upwardly mobile curve," he said.

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Shayari and Dialogue...............

hi Friends,

>

> good morning every body

>

>

>

> - ladka bola :

> - kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

> - kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

> - bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

> -

> - ladki boli:

> - bewkoof, yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

> - bewkoof, yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

> - kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

> - wah.....wah..............

> -

> -

> -

>

>

>

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> --

> - ladki boli:

> - chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

> - chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

> - mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

> -

> - ladka bola :

> - chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya

hoga,

> - chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya

hoga,

> - mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

> - wah....wah...................

> -

> -

>

>

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> --

> -------

> -

> - bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

> - bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

> - dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

> - wah....wah...................

> -

> -

>

>

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> --

> -

> - voh sadak ke us paar thi

> - hum sadak ke is paar the

> - kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

> - hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage

badhi

> - hum aur bhi aage badhe, voh bhi aur aage badhi

> - ab hum sadak ke us paar hein, aur voh sadak ke is

paar hein.

> -

>

>

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> --

>

> -

> - dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

> - dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

> - dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

> - dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

> - [audience: are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]

> - hawa hi hawa hai.

>

>

>

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> --

> - aapne mere man se khela

> - aapne mere tan se khela

> - aapne mere dhan se khela

> - well played! well played! well played!!

>

>

>

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> --

>

> dear all.

>

> pyaar mein dhoka series :

> -------------------------

>

> maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

> tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

> kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

>

> maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya

> magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.

>

> woh chham chham karke aayee

> aur chham chham karke chalee gayee

> main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha

> woh rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

>

> badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

> badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

> paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah).

>dear friends,

>

> total nonsense series :

> ------------------------

>

> jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub

jaoon

> jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub

jaoon

> splash !

>

> yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

> yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

> so? what's the big deal?

>

> dharti so rahi hai,

> aasman so raha hai

> dharti so rahi hai,

> aasman so raha hai

> nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

>

> aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar

> aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar

> flutter flutter, flutter flutter

>

> dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar

> dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......

> ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !

> (trihathar is on leave )

>

> aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

> aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......

> bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

>

> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai

> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....

> ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

>

> gum woh cheez hai...

> gum woh cheez hai...

> jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,

> for example fevicol (wah wah)

>

>

>

>dear friends,

>

> little sense series:

> --------------------

>

> mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar

> ek hi to botal hai, kisi ne chhin le, to ?

> ja, ghar ja...(wah wah)

>

> khud ko kar buland itnaa..

> ke' himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..

> aur khuda tumse puche..

> 'abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

>

>

>

>dear friends,

>

> ad series :

> ------------

>

> main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye

> mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,

> iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

>

> tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,

> tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,

> melody khao khud jaan jao.

>

> main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

> main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

> lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

>

> maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita

> maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita

> tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, bournvita (chorus:

> aha-aha...)

>

>

> and at last ghalib ke liye ek sher:

>

> kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai galib...

> kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai galib...

> la, phawda mujhe de.(wah wah)

ohn and david are both patients in a mental hospital.

one day, john suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.

david jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know

of

his heroic act. he immediately ordered david to be discharged from

the

mental hospital as he was ok.

doctor: we have good news and bad news for you, david. the good news

is

that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your

senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you

are

now a normal person. the bad news is that, the patient mr. john,

whom

you saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died.

david: doctor, he didn't hang himself. i hung him there to dry !

its a long list, read it when you get time.

* The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* the eternal reason for being the victim of anything that

can happen to you in

hindi films :" mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

* a main character in the movie will go to the temple and

say :

"bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

* old hindi movie :

"aiye ji sunte ho.. aap bade woh hein."

* lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :

"mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "

"kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"

&

"rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"

* judge announcing his decision in filmi court :

"gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey

taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye

maut di jaati hai"

" muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"

" main is geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon

ki jo bhi

kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin

kahoonga."

"inspector! giraftaar karlo issey"

" raam raam kaaka"

" jug jug jiyo beta "

" ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"

" kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

* typical farmer ka dialogue :

" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "

* hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :

" main kahan hoon?"

" hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti

hai"

" mai kahti hoon, door ho jaa meri nazron sey"

"is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band

hein"

* A prem-chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :

" in gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat

hai"

" chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"

" maine tumhe kya samjha, aur tum kya nikley!"

* doctor :

" ab sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

* the doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :

" i'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"

* doctor : " chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "

* " agar maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

* " jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "

* amitabh in a hajaar movies :

" nahin chhodunga tujhe. jaan sey maar daaloonga."

" bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. sab thik ho jaiye ga"

" woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"

* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :

" mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "

" ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "

* rich father to son :

" ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "

" zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana

diya"

* dharmendra in a hajaar movies :

" kutte! kamine ! ....."

" yeh taklooooo!"

* lalita pawar in a hajaar scenes :

" chudeil! kide pade tere ....."

* best way to threaten someone from doing anything against

your

wishes :

" agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______

nahin"

" tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "

" woh kutte ki maut marega "

" bol! bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "

* the favoirite emotional blackmail :

" tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "

* inspector iftekar on a megaphone :

" apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. police ne chaaron

taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai "

" apne hathiyaar phenk do "

* the classic : " thairo! yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"

* one of the very best : " mai tere bachche ki maa banne

waali hoon"

* "jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah... kaaliya/don/whatever "

* tikku talsaniya in a hajaar movies " ouff! yeh kya ho raha hai "

* keshto in a million movies " hi-heeyaahh!"

* shatru a hajaar times " abbe chaparganju! "

* the villian's sidekick : "boss! maal pakda gaya "

* "jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein,

woh doosron pe paththar nahin phenkte"

* "hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte

hein"

* all filmi chowkidaars : " shhalaam shhaab!"

*- the stereotypical announcer : " bhaiyon aur behnon...."

"ladies and gentelmen ..."

- mehmood, the announcer : " ladies and ledas ...."

* " har kutte ka din aata hai "

* " mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"

* " itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"

* " bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."

* " police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."

* " tum mere liye mar chuke ho "

* " ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"

* " lo! - muh meertha karo "

* " hato naa! log kya kahenge "

* " khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

* " aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "

* " maa tum kitni achi ho"

* " bhaiyaaa!"

* " yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"

* " aaj pinky ka janam din hai"

* " gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "

* " mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"

* "yeh anyay hai bhagwan"

* "driver, gaadi roko"

* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"

* "ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "

" agar tum paanch llaakh leker,

silver beech ke puraney killey pe nahin aiye,

to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"

* " goli se udaa do usse"

* nirupa roy's favourite " ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro

beta"

* gracious father taking the blame for his son :

" yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"

* " bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."

* " yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"

* dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :

" maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"

* "beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "

* "pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, miss renu"

* " zabaan ko lagaam do .."

* the hindi film unnux :

" aaja re mere raaja "

* on a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :

" doodh pee lijiya"

* " seedhi anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"

* " hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"

* " kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "

* " bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha

hai "

* dharmendra : " chun chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun

ke maroonga "

* " tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "

specific dialogues :

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* hapless victim: " bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"

shakti kapoor : " aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to

mai kya

karoon?

prasaad khaoon?"

* utpal dutt to his daughter in golmaal :

" tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti

ho, balki

usse hogi

jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."

1. yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega

2. kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai

3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti

5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi

6. ham barbad ho gaye

7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........

8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain

9. tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata

sakta