Happiest Person Of The World: 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Shayari and Dialogue...............

hi Friends,

> good morning every body

> - ladka bola :

> - kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

> - bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

> -

> - ladki boli:

> - bewkoof, yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

> - kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

> - wah.....wah..............

> -

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> - ladki boli:

> - chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

> - mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

> -

> - ladka bola :

> - chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya

hoga,

> - chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya

hoga,

> - mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

> - wah....wah...................

> -

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> -

> - bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

> - dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

> - wah....wah...................

> -

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> -

> - voh sadak ke us paar thi

> - hum sadak ke is paar the

> - kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

> - hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage

badhi

> - hum aur bhi aage badhe, voh bhi aur aage badhi

> - ab hum sadak ke us paar hein, aur voh sadak ke is

paar hein.

> -

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> -

> - dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

> - [audience: are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]

> - hawa hi hawa hai.

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> - aapne mere man se khela

> - aapne mere tan se khela

> - aapne mere dhan se khela

> - well played! well played! well played!!

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> dear all.

> pyaar mein dhoka series :

> -------------------------

> maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

> tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

> kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

> maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya

> magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.

> woh chham chham karke aayee

> aur chham chham karke chalee gayee

> main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha

> woh rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

> badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

> paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah).

>dear friends,

> total nonsense series :

> ------------------------

> jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub

jaoon

> jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub

jaoon

> splash !

> yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

> so? what's the big deal?

> dharti so rahi hai,

> aasman so raha hai

> dharti so rahi hai,

> aasman so raha hai

> nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

> aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar

> flutter flutter, flutter flutter

> dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar

> dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......

> ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !

> (trihathar is on leave )

> aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

> aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......

> bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai

> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....

> ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

> gum woh cheez hai...

> jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,

> for example fevicol (wah wah)

>dear friends,

> little sense series:

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> mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar

> ek hi to botal hai, kisi ne chhin le, to ?

> ja, ghar ja...(wah wah)

> khud ko kar buland itnaa..

> ke' himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..

> aur khuda tumse puche..

> 'abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

>dear friends,

> ad series :

> ------------

> main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye

> mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,

> iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

> tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,

> tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,

> melody khao khud jaan jao.

> main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

> lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

> maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita

> tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, bournvita (chorus:

> aha-aha...)

> and at last ghalib ke liye ek sher:

> kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai galib...

> la, phawda mujhe de.(wah wah)

ohn and david are both patients in a mental hospital.

one day, john suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.

david jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know

his heroic act. he immediately ordered david to be discharged from

the

mental hospital as he was ok.

doctor: we have good news and bad news for you, david. the good news

that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your

senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you

are

now a normal person. the bad news is that, the patient mr. john,

whom

you saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died.

david: doctor, he didn't hang himself. i hung him there to dry !

its a long list, read it when you get time.

* The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* the eternal reason for being the victim of anything that

can happen to you in

hindi films :" mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

* a main character in the movie will go to the temple and

say :

"bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

* old hindi movie :

"aiye ji sunte ho.. aap bade woh hein."

* lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :

"mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "

"kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"

"rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"

* judge announcing his decision in filmi court :

"gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey

taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye

maut di jaati hai"

" muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"

" main is geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon

ki jo bhi

kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin

kahoonga."

"inspector! giraftaar karlo issey"

" raam raam kaaka"

" jug jug jiyo beta "

" ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"

" kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

* typical farmer ka dialogue :

" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "

* hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :

" main kahan hoon?"

" hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti

hai"

" mai kahti hoon, door ho jaa meri nazron sey"

"is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band

hein"

* A prem-chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :

" in gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat

hai"

" chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"

" maine tumhe kya samjha, aur tum kya nikley!"

* doctor :

" ab sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

* the doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :

" i'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"

* doctor : " chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "

* " agar maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

* " jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "

* amitabh in a hajaar movies :

" nahin chhodunga tujhe. jaan sey maar daaloonga."

" bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. sab thik ho jaiye ga"

" woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"

* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :

" mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "

" ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "

* rich father to son :

" ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "

" zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana

diya"

* dharmendra in a hajaar movies :

" kutte! kamine ! ....."

" yeh taklooooo!"

* lalita pawar in a hajaar scenes :

" chudeil! kide pade tere ....."

* best way to threaten someone from doing anything against

your

wishes :

" agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______

nahin"

" tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "

" woh kutte ki maut marega "

" bol! bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "

* the favoirite emotional blackmail :

" tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "

* inspector iftekar on a megaphone :

" apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. police ne chaaron

taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai "

" apne hathiyaar phenk do "

* the classic : " thairo! yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"

* one of the very best : " mai tere bachche ki maa banne

waali hoon"

* "jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah... kaaliya/don/whatever "

* tikku talsaniya in a hajaar movies " ouff! yeh kya ho raha hai "

* keshto in a million movies " hi-heeyaahh!"

* shatru a hajaar times " abbe chaparganju! "

* the villian's sidekick : "boss! maal pakda gaya "

* "jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein,

woh doosron pe paththar nahin phenkte"

* "hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte

hein"

* all filmi chowkidaars : " shhalaam shhaab!"

*- the stereotypical announcer : " bhaiyon aur behnon...."

"ladies and gentelmen ..."

- mehmood, the announcer : " ladies and ledas ...."

* " har kutte ka din aata hai "

* " mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"

* " itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"

* " bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."

* " police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."

* " tum mere liye mar chuke ho "

* " ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"

* " lo! - muh meertha karo "

* " hato naa! log kya kahenge "

* " khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

* " aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "

* " maa tum kitni achi ho"

* " bhaiyaaa!"

* " yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"

* " aaj pinky ka janam din hai"

* " gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "

* " mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"

* "yeh anyay hai bhagwan"

* "driver, gaadi roko"

* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"

* "ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "

" agar tum paanch llaakh leker,

silver beech ke puraney killey pe nahin aiye,

to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"

* " goli se udaa do usse"

* nirupa roy's favourite " ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro

beta"

* gracious father taking the blame for his son :

" yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"

* " bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."

* " yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"

* dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :

" maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"

* "beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "

* "pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, miss renu"

* " zabaan ko lagaam do .."

* the hindi film unnux :

" aaja re mere raaja "

* on a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :

" doodh pee lijiya"

* " seedhi anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"

* " hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"

* " kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "

* " bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha

hai "

* dharmendra : " chun chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun

ke maroonga "

* " tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "

specific dialogues :

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* hapless victim: " bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"

shakti kapoor : " aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to

mai kya

karoon?

prasaad khaoon?"

* utpal dutt to his daughter in golmaal :

" tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti

ho, balki

usse hogi

jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."

1. yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega

2. kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai

3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti

5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi

6. ham barbad ho gaye

7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........

8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain

9. tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata

sakta

Saturday, June 6, 2009

What the love is

Dear friends .........

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ... then it's not love.. it's - Infatuation ......

If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because

others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's - compromise . . .

If you love some one because you think that you cannot live with out his touch .... then it's not love .. it's - lust . . .

If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's - inferiority complex . . .

If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it's not love .. it's - charity . . .

If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love.. it's - friendship . . .

but if you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him .. that's - LOVE . . .

Monday, June 1, 2009

Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

APPY FIZZ

Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.

Mentos

Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care

Kurkure

Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News report from Times of India

Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous

* D cold ,* Vicks action- 500, * Actified, * Coldarin, * Co some, * Nice , * Nimulid ,* Cetrizet-D

They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.

Cotton Ear Buds

Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ....... Please forward to all your near and dear ones....!

AND MAY BE

Sunday, May 24, 2009

kanpur is the best

ABOUT KANPUR

Kanpur pronunciation (help·info) (Hindi: कानपुर, Urdu: کان پور), spelled as Cawnpore before 1948).Kanpur was a village until its cession to the British in 1801 by the Nawab of Oudh. During the Indian Mutiny (1857), Nana Sahib, whose pension claim had been rejected, slaughtered the entire British garrison, including women and children. Kanpur is the ninth most populous city in India and the most populous within the state of Uttar Pradesh. ^[1] In terms of area, Kanpur is the fifth largest city in India ^[2]. It is also known as the "Manchester of India", and the economic capital of Uttar Pradesh. Kanpur is located on the banks of the river Ganga and is an important industrial centre.It produces chemicals, textiles, leather goods, and food products. It is also a transportation hub with an airport. There are educational institutions in engineering and agriculture, an experimental farm, and a technology institute and It has an area of over 1300 km² and population of 4,864,674 ^[3]. Owing to the city's industrial importance, one of branches of the Reserve Banks of India was established in the city.

GEOGRAPHY

The city's coordinates are 26.4670° North and 80.3500° East, placing it 83 km from Lucknow, the capital city of Uttar Pradesh. Kanpur, along with Allahabad and Fatehpur, are part of the Lower Doab, which in antiquity was known as the Vats country. It is surrounded by two main rivers of India, the Ganges in the north-east and the Pandu river (Yamuna) in the south. The districts surrounding Kanpur are Hamirpur in the south and Unnao in the north-east,

FLORA AND FAUNA

Kanpur is home to many residential and migratory birds. Most of them can be spotted at Bithoor, IIT Kanpur campus and areas alongside the Ganga Canal. The city has Asia's biggest (area wise) zoological garden. Exotic species of flora are present at the CSA campus. The Kanpur Zoo is famous for its cages designed to provide a natural habitat for the animals, and has a vast variety of animals. The water supply system of the zoo is a work of art, by an artist and engineer in the Sinchai Department of that time, Murari Sharan Saxena. The Zoo is a part of a lush green area - The Allen Forest, Nawabganj. The entry fee is minimal, making it the major picnic spot of the Kanpur region.

DEMOGRAPHY

Kanpur is situated on the banks of the river Ganga; the population was 2,551,337 as per the 2001 census. In last decade population rose rapidly. One of the factors for this kind of growth can be higher number of in-migration to Kanpur City from other areas. It ranked third after Lucknow and Varanasi in 1901, but by 1961 it assumed a position on top of the list. It has registered an increase of over five times from 1,97,170 in 1901 to 8,83,815 in 1961 in the course of six decades.[6] Kanpur has an area of about 1640 km² and is 126 meters above sea level. Languages spoken in and around Kanpur include Hindi, English and Urdu, Bengali and Punjabi. All major religions are practised in Kanpur.

ECONOMY

[7] Kanpur is one of the biggest producer of Textile and Leather products and they are exported in bulk. About 50 Tons of air cargo is generated for leather products only and this is sent through surface transport to New Delhi and from New Delhi it is sent to outside India through air cargo. Apart from leather and textile industry, the fertilizer, chemicals, two wheelers, soaps, Pan Masala, hosiery and engineering industries are also operating in the city.

The Stock yard of Hindustan Aeronautics Limited and Steel Authority of India Limited are also located in the city. The highest number of ordnance factories are situated in the city.

The only unit of Indian Institute of Pulse Research (an institute of ICAR) & one of the three units of National Sugar Institute is situated in Kanpur.

Gas Authority of India, NTPC and perfume industries of Kannauj are also near to Kanpur. STP (Software Technology Park) is also functioning in Kanpur. The Directorate of Industries and Directorate of Handlooms are also situated in the city.

The following famous companies have their offices/plants in Kanpur.

1. Ashok Spices

2. BIC

3. Coca Cola

4. Czars India

5. Dainik Jagran News Paper

6. Duncans Fertilizers

7. Goldie Spices

8. GCMMF(Amul)

9. Hindustan Unilever(earlier Hindustan Lever)

10. Indian Oil Depot

11. India Thermit Corporation

12. Kashi Jewellers

13. Kamlakant and Company(Rajshree Gutkha)

14. Kothari Products

15. Leeyan Overseas (Red Chief Shoes)

16. LML Ltd.

17. Maa Vindhyavasini Tobacco Corp. (Madhu Pan Masala)

18. Mirza Tanners ( Red Tape Shoes )

19. Nerolac

20. NTC

21. Pepsi

22. Resinova Chemie Ltd

23. Rotomac

24. SGM (SIR Paan Masala Group)

25. Super House ( Allen Cooper Shoes )

26. Super Tannery

27. Tasty Dairy Specialities Limited

CLIMATE

Kanpur lies in northern plains of India which witness extremes of temperature. It can drop to a minimum of 0.5°C in the winters while it goes up to 49°C in summers. Kanpur experiences severe fog in December and January, resulting in massive traffic and travel delays. In summer excessive dry heat is accompanied by dust storms. Rains appear between July and September almost at the end of regular monsoon season. Some rainfall is recorded during the harvest season of March-April. These extremes however, give the region an advantage of having three crops of versatile range of products.

EDUCATION

Kanpur is home to several educational institutions which have made it a popular educational center. Few top colleges from the city:-

§ Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur : (IIT Kanpur)

§ Harcourt Butler Technological Institute : (HBTI)

§ Government Central Textile Institute : (GCTI)

§ Government Leather Institute :

§ Ganesh Shanker Vidyarthi Medical College : (GSVM)

§ Jawahar Lal Nehru Homeopathic College :

§ Government Polytechnic :

§ Indian Technical Institute : (ITI)

§ Indian Institute of Pulse Research : (IIPR)

§ National Sugar Institute : (NSI)

§ Hindustan Aeronautics Limited : (HAL)

§ Chhatrapati Shahu Ji Maharaj University formerly Kanpur University

§ Chandra Shekhar Azad University of Agriculture and Technology

There are a number of degree colleges and schools(inter colleges) in the city.

Literacy rate of Kanpur is 77.63% which is well above the national average.

HOSPITALS

Main Article:Hospitals in Kanpur

§ Hailet or Lala Lajpat Rai Hospital

§ Ursula Hospital

§ Dufrin Hospital

§ Regency Hospital,Sarvodaya Nagar

§ Dr Saxena's Dental Super Specialty Centre, Swaroop Nagar: 9935358888

§ Kanpur Medical Centre

§ Tulsi Hospital,Civil Lines

§ Bima Hospital,Kidwai Nagar

§ Sushila General Hospital,Saket Nagar

§ Rama Shiv Hospital,Barra-II

§ Drishti Hospital,Barra-II

§ Priya Hospital,World Bank Barra

§ Kabir Hospital,Barra

§ Kabir Hospital,Yashoda Nagar

§ Kabir Hospital,Ghantaghar[Under construction]

§ Madhuraj Nursing Home Pvt. Ltd.

§ Excel hospital, Pvt. Ltd.Chunniganj.

DIAGNOSTIC CENTRES

Main Article:Diagnostic Centre in Kanpur

§ Paliwal Diagnostic P. Ltd. || 117/N/102, Tulsi Nagar, Kakadeo,Kanpur || Ph.: 2501844

§ Ved Pathology || Opp. L.L.R. Hospital,Kanpur || Ph.: 2214912

§ Madhuram Pathology

§ Biopcy Center

§ Medical X-Ray and Ultrasound Centre

HOTELS

1. The Landmark Hotel(Five Star)

§ Address: 10, Som Datt Plaza, The mall, Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh - 208001

§ Phone : 0512 - 2305305, 2303944, 2303945, 2303946

§ Fax : 0512 - 2306291, 2306247

§ Website: http://www.thehotellandmark.com

2. Hotel Meghdoot(Four Star)

§ Address: The Mall, Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh - 208001

§ Phone : 0512 - 2311999, 2351141

3. Hotel Gaurav(Three Star)

§ Address: 18/54, The Mall

§ Phone : 0512-368616, 369599.

4. Hotel Swagat

§ Address: 80 Feet Road

§ Phone : 0512-2541923, 2541900.

§ Sarvodaya Plaza, 3-A,Sarvodaya Nagar. Phone: (0512)217126, 217127 & 217128.

§ Meera Inn, Opp. Reserve Bank of India, The Mall. Phones: (0512)319972, 319973, 319974, 319975, 319976, 319978 & 319979.

§ Geet Hotel, 18/174-175, Opp. Phool Bagh, The Mall. Phones; (0512)311042, 311043, 311044, 311045, 311046 & 311024.

§ Hotel Bliss, near Gomti No. 5, Gurudwara, 111-A/5, G.T. Road. Phone: (0512)291707, 291731 & 291738.

§ Hotel Ganges, 51/50, Naya Ganj. Phones: (0512)352853 & 352965.

§ Hotel Deep Mayur, 11/274, Sutar Ganj. Phone: (0512)210645.

§ Hotel Holiday Inn, 118/16 3-B, Bomber Road, Gumti No. 5, Kanpur. Phone: (0512)219852.

§ Anand Guest House, 122/729, Shastri Nagar. Phone: (0512)220496.

§ Hotel Aryawat, 51/104, Collector Ganj. Phone: (0512)363132.

§ Hotel Ashoka, 24/16, Birhana Road, Kanpur. Phone: (0512)312742.

§ Hotel Basera, 70/39, Sutar Khana. Phone: (0512)355398.

§ Hotel Deep, 124-C/243, Govind Nagar, Kanpur. Phones: (0512)218136 & 298789.

§ Hotel Gem, 40/69 B, Hospital Road, Parade. Phone: (0512)361421. Fax: (0512)318514.

§ Hotel Kesar Palace, 110/189, R.K. Nagar, G.T. Road, Kanpur. Phones: (0512)540467 & 546218.

§ Hotel Mahadev Regency, 14/124, Parade, The Mall. Phone: (0512)319943.

§ Hotel Natraj, 71/150, Sutarkhana. Phone: (0512)364231.

§ Hotel Raj Mahal, 112/1B, Arya Nagar. Phone: (0512)292134.

GAS PIPELINE FOR HOUSES

LPG is provided to the users at their home via CUGL gas pipelines. This service has begun in Kakadeo and Pandu Nagar localities of the city and is expected to be soon extended to other parts of the city.

SPORTS

Cricket is most popular sport in Kanpur. Kanpur is home of Green Park Stadium, however, of late due to political and financial reasons, the ground has been rarely utilized. Other sports in the city that may be commonly visible, albeit at schools/colleges level are Hockey & Football.

TRANSPORTATION

Local

Kanpur Mahanagar Bus Seva

The Kanpur city bus service is cheapest mean of transportation. However, it is not planned for most parts of the city and a few selected routes are having this facility.

Tempos

Three wheeler Tempos are the most used means of mass transport. Though a bit uncomfortable, they are still faster than the buses. Their fare is a non-negotiable fixed price between two points. The Tempo has capacity for 7 passengers (6 on two back seats and one in front with the driver) and one driver, but usually they carry 10--the driver, 8 on two back seats and 2 in front with the driver. Recently, CNG tempos are introduced in the city to combat pollution and Uniform is also introduced some day back.

Cycle Rickshaws

These are a reliable transport medium, although a bit costlier and only meant for short distances.

Kanpur Metro

Feasibility study of Kanpur Metro Project is under process. This project is expected to be completed by 2012. This however is a very unrealistic date as the study has been commissioned, but no work has been carried out. First the Lucknow project might be completed and then work on the Kanpur project may be started.

RAILWAYS

Kanpur is well-connected with most other cities of India by Rail and Roads.

Kanpur Central lies as one of the most important railway stations on Delhi-Howrah Trunk Line of Indian Railways. The first Rajdhani Express of India ran via this station. There are direct trains from this station to almost all important stations in India.

§ New Delhi-Tundla-Kanpur

§ Kanpur-Allahabad-Howrah

§ Kanpur-Lucknow

§ Kanpur-Bhimsen-Jhansi

§ Kanpur-Bhimsen-Banda

§ Kanpur-Furrkhabad-Kasganj(Kanshiram Nagar)

§ Kanpur-Mandhana Jn.-Bharmvarat(Bhitoor) (Non-Operational).

ROADWAYS

The city lies on important National Highways.

§ NH No.2 : The major portion of the Grand Trunk Road(the oldest road in India) the stretch between Kanpur and Kolkata.

§ NH No.91 : The stretch of Grand Trunk Road between Kanpur and Delhi.

§ NH No 25 : connects the city to western Indian cities like Mumbai through Jhansi.

HIGHWAYS PASSING THROUGH KANPUR

NH No.	Route	Total Length (KM)
2	Delhi » Mathura » Agra » Kanpur » Allahabad » Varanasi » Mohania » Barhi » Palsit » Dankuni (near Kolkata)	2542
25	Lucknow » Kanpur » Jhansi » Shivpuri	352
86	Kanpur » Hamirpur » Chhatarpur » Sagar » Bhopal » Dewas	674
91	Ghaziabad » Aligarh » Etah » Kannauj » Kanpur	405

AIRWAYS

Kanpur Airport

Air India (formerly Indian Airlines) is running a regular daily flight using a 48-seater ATR42 Turboprop between Kanpur and Delhi domestic terminal, 6 days a week, Monday to Saturday. IC7801 departs Delhi at 1:30pm and reaches Kanpur at 2:55pm. Kanpur to Delhi IC7802 departs at 5:15pm and reaching Delhi at 6:40pm.

RADIO

One of the earliest stations of All India Radio has been operational in Kanpur.

City today has following FM radio stations.

§ 92.7 MHz BiG FM

§ 93.5 MHz S FM

§ 98.3 MHz Radio Mirchi

§ 103.7 MHz AIR FM Rainbow

§ 105.6 MHz Gyan Vani.

INTERNET

The city has broadband internet connectivity and video conferencing facilities. Major players like BSNL, Bharti Airtel, Reliance Communications, Tata Communications & STPI, have a wide infrastructure to provide broadband Internet Bandwidth to home users, corporates etc.

NOTABLE LOCATION

§ Green Park Stadium and its Modi Stadium, a cricket stadium

§ Radha-Krishna Mandir, or J K Temple, a temple constructed of white marble

§ Kherepati Temple, a well known temple of Lord Vishnu and Sheshnag.

§ Anandeshwar Temple, situated on the banks of Ganga at Parmat

§ Bithoor, a center of Hindu pilgrimage

§ Allen Forest Zoo, one of the largest nature preserves in Northern India

§ Moti Jheel, a lake near the GSVM Medical College

§ Lav Kush Barrage, a barrage on the river Ganga, also known as Ganga Barrage.

§ Kanpur Memorial Church

§ Rave 3 Multiplex [2], North India's first multiplex

§ Rave@Moti Mall [3]

§ Mega Mall

§ Z Square Mall [4]

§ Gandhi Hall

§ Kanpur Sangrahlaya, a museum

§ Boodha Bargad (Banyan)tree, a tree on which 144 Indian freedom fighters were hanged in the later part of the Indian Rebellion of 1857[citation needed]

§ Govind Nagar constituency, once the largest[citation needed] in Asia

§ Kanpur University [5]

MALLS IN KANPUR

Name	Location	Multiplex	Food Court	Anchor Store(s)	Other Stores
Z Square Mall	The Mall, Kanpur-208001	(4 screens)		Westside, Lifestyle	Biba, Titan, etc
The Rave 3	Parvati Bagla Road, Kanpur	BIG Cinemas (3 screens)	Barista Coffee, Domino's Pizza,McDonald's, Upper Crust	Pantaloons	Provogue, etc
The Rave @ Moti	117/K/13,Gutaiya, Near Rawatpur Crossing, Sarvodaya Nagar, Kanpur-208005	BIG Cinemas (3 screens)	Barista Coffee, Domino's Pizza, New York Cafe,	Big Bazaar	Depot, Meena Bazaar, Archies Gallery, Raymonds, Rbk, The Mobile Store, etc
SouthX Mall	Kidwai Nagar, Kanpur-208011		Domino's Pizza, Treat	Big Bazaar
The Mega Mall	Noronha Crossings, Mall Road, Kanpur-208001		McDonald's	Globus	Archies Gallery, Provogue, etc

EMINENT PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH KANPUR

§ Poonam Dhillon, studied in Air Force School Kanpur for a few years, a famous Hindi film actress [Noorie, Kaala Patthar, Sohni Mahiwal]

§ Ganesh Shankar Vidyarthi, freedom fighter and socialite, on whom the medical college is named

§ Apurva Agnihotri, Film Actor of Pardes fame

§ Padma Vibhushan Captain Lakshmi Sahgal, one time presidential election candidate & was a Captain in Netaji's Azad Hind Fauj

§ Subhashini Ali, occasional resident, trade unionist and communist leader & Film actress(Ashoka Fame), wife of Film director Muzaffar Ali & mother of Shad Ali

§ Raju Srivastava, film actor and stand up comedian

§ Bob Woolmer, born in Kanpur, went on to play cricket for England and coached South Africa and Pakistan.

§ Altaf Raja, Bollywood Singer of Tum to thehre Pardesi fame.

§ Abhijeet Bhattacharya, famous Bollywood singer, born and brought up in Kanpur

§ Padma Shri Gopal Das Neeraj, a famous poet

§ Sir Peter de Noronha, a well known businessman, philanthropist and civil servant of Kanpur, India. He was also knighted by Pope Paul VI in 1965 for his work for the Christian community in India.

§ Seth Juggi Lal Kamlapat Singhania, The founder of The JK Group

§ Nitin Singh Yadav,National Level Basketball player.

§ Ramesh Singh Yadav,Former minister of UP and Former MLC of Kanpur.

§ Sukhram Singh Yadav,Speaker of Legislative council of UP and MLC.

SCHOOL (INTER COLLEGES)

CBSE affiliated

§ Air Force School,Chakeri, Kanpur-208010

§ Delhi Public School, Kalyanpur, Kanpur-208017

§ Delhi Public School, Azad Nagar, Kanpur

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Education Centre(Jr.), Shyam Nagar, Kanpur-208013

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Education Centre(Sr.), 46-D, D-Block, Shyam Nagar, Kanpur-208013

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Education Centre, 884-A, B-Block, Panki, Kanpur-208020

§ Harmilap Mission School, Ratan Lal Nagar, Kanpur-208022

§ Mariampur Senior Secondary School, Shastri Nagar, Kanpur

§ Puranchandra Vidyaniketan,Hemant Vihar, Barra-II, Kanpur-208027

§ St. Joseph's Senior Secondary School, Chakeri, Kanpur-208010

§ Sir Padampat Singhania Education Center, Kamla Nagar, Kanpur

§ Kanpur No.1,1st shift K.V. No1, Armapur, Kanpur-208009 Defence XII 1977 Permanent

§ Kanpur No.1,2nd shift K.V. No1, Armapur, Kanpur-208009 Defence XII 2005 Permanent

§ Kanpur No.2, K.V. No2, Armapur, Kanpur-208009 Defence XII(Sc.Com. Hum & FMM) 1986 Permanent

§ Kanpur Cantt 1st shift K.V.,Kanpur Cantt.,Kanpur-208004 Defence XII 1982 Permanent

§ Kanpur Cantt 2nd shift K.V.,Kanpur Cantt.,Kanpur-208004 Defence XII 2005 Permanent

§ Kanpur IIT K.V., IIT, Kanpur -208013 Institution of Higher Learning XII 1965 Provided by Sponsoring Agency

§ Kanpur No.1, K.V.No.1 AFS Chakeri, Kanpur-208008 Defence XII Sc,Com, Hum 1964 Permanent

§ Kanpur No.2, K.V.No.2 AFS Chakeri, Kanpur-208008 Defence XII 1981 Permanent

§ Kanpur No.3, K.V.No.3 AFS Chakeri, Kanpur-208008 Defence XII 1985 Temporary

§ Kanpur OEF New Taxi Stand Near Shukla Ganj Road Kanpur Defence XII 1986 Permanent

§ Kanpur Raksha Vihar Kendriya Vidyalaya Raksha Vihar Colony,Shyam Nagar,Kanpur-208013

§ Defence X

ICSE affiliated

§ Guru Har Rai Academy

§ Huddard High School, Civil Lines, Kanpur

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Education Centre, Kidwai Nagar, Kanpur-208011

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Balika Vidyapeeth, Kidwai Nagar, Kanpur-208011

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Education Centre, G.T. Road, Awadhpuri, Kanpur-208024

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Public School,75, Cantt., Kanpur-208004

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Memorial Public School,15/60, Civil Lines, Kanpur

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup 21st Century School,Govind Nagar, Kanpur-208006

§ Methodist High School, 73, Cantt., Kanpur-208004

§ Mercy Memorial School, Kidwai Nagar, Kanpur-208011

§ Seth Anandram Jaipuria School, 70, Cantt., Kanpur-208004

§ St. Mary's Convent, 53 Tagore Road Cantt., Kanpur-208004

§ St. Aloysius'Boys High School, 52 Cantt., Kanpur-208004

§ The Chintels School, Ratan Lal Nagar, Kanpur-208022

§ United Public School, Civil Lines, Kanpur

§ U.P. Kirana Seva Samiti Vidyalaya Public School,H-1 Block,Kidwai Nagar, Kanpur-208011

§ Wendy High School, Saket Nagar, Kanpur-208014

§ Wendy High School, Naramau, Kanpur-209217

UP Board affiliated

§ B.N.S.D. Shikha Niketan, Benajhabar, Kanpur

§ BNSD Inter College, Chunni Ganj, Kanpur-208001

§ Pt. Deen Dayal Upadhyaya Sanatan Dharma Vidyalaya, Azad Nagar, Kanpur

§ Chacha Nehru Inter College, Govind Nagar, Kanpur-208006

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Sr. Secondry School, Mc-Robertganj,Kanpur

§ Dr. Virendra Swarup Education Centre, 117/Q/49-A, Sharda Nagar, Kanpur-208025

§ Subhash Smarak Inter College, Saket Nagar, Kanpur-208014

Unsorted

§ DAV Inter College, Civil Lines

§ Government Ordnance Factory Inter College, Armapur Estate

§ Guru Nanak Public School (GNPS), Lajpat Nagar, Kanpur

§ Guru Nanak Girls Inter College, Gumti No.5

§ Gyan Mandir, Kalyanpur

§ Halim Muslim Inter College, Chaman Ganj

§ Jai Narayan Vidya Mandir, Vikas Nagar

§ Jugal Devi Saraswati Vidya Mandir, Deen Dayal Nagar

§ PPN Inter College, Naveen Market

§ R.B.R.D. Girls Inter College, Nawab Ganj

§ Saraswati Gyan Mandir Inter College

§ Sheiling House School

§ Seth Moti Lal Khedia, Azad Nagar

§ Shri Sanatan Dharm Girls Inter College, Gumti No.5

§ Shivaji Inter College, Keshav Nagar

§ Shukdev Prasad Inter College, Vikas Nagar

§ Virendra Swaroop Public School, Vikas Nagar, Civil Lines, Kanpur Cantt.

§ St. Joseph's Sr. Sec. School, Jajmau

§ Ram Krishna Mission School, Jawahar Nagar, Kanpur

§ Little Angles School, Tilak Nagar

§ Muslim Jubilee Girls Inter college,Chamanganj, Kanpur

References

1. ^ http://www.citymayors.com/gratis/indian_cities.html

2. ^ http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Kanpur/Development_projects_worth_Rs_500_crore_announced/articleshow/4083225.cms

3. ^ http://world-gazetteer.com/wg.php?x=1240848680&men=gpro&lng=en&des=wg&geo=419318033&srt=npan&col=adhoq&msz=1500&geo=-7835

4. ^ Dalrymple, W. 2007. The Last Mughal. The Fall of a Dynasty: Delhi, 1857, Alfred Knopf, New York

5. ^ Running Out of Breath. Time Asia, October 2, 2006

6. ^ a b "Kanpur City Development Plan Under JNNURM". JNNURM - Demography. 3-13. Retrieved on 2008-12-29.

7. ^ 3

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§ Industrial city Kanpur at its deathbed

§ Kanpur city portal

§ Kanpur Dehat portal

§ Kanpur Satellite Map

§ Kanpur public portal

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